{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Rascals Happy Hens Farm","home_page_url":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com","description":"Rascals Happy Hens Farm","author":{"name":"Rascals Happy Hens Farm"},"items":[{"id":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/ill-keep-this-brief","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/7b9f55cd-120d-4420-bcbe-e0edae6f1209/IMG_2881.jpeg\"/><p>I've been thinking a lot lately about taking the advice that so many have given me in the past, and just shutting the fuck up.</p>","url":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/ill-keep-this-brief","title":"Becoming the Silent Type","summary":"I've been thinking a lot lately about taking the advice that so many have given me in the past, and just shutting the fuck up.","date_modified":"2026-11-01T23:32:49Z"},{"id":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/546-ngdl","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/7b9f55cd-120d-4420-bcbe-e0edae6f1209/IMG_3158.jpeg\"/><p>Warning: The contents of the following piece may be construed by some as offensive. As always, the social attitudes and graphic language portrayed may not suit the literary tastes of all potential readers.</p>","url":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/546-ngdl","title":"546 ng/dL","summary":"Warning: The contents of the following piece may be construed by some as offensive. As always, the social attitudes and graphic language portrayed may not suit the literary tastes of all potential readers.","date_modified":"2026-10-25T18:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/taming-the-wild-inner-space-monkeys","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/7b9f55cd-120d-4420-bcbe-e0edae6f1209/IMG_1236.jpeg\"/><p>At the Uluwatu cliffside, near a Hindu temple located on the southern tip of Bali, in Indonesia, there are wild monkeys, who famously zip around stealing things from tourists, like sandwiches, cell phones, and wallets. Y...</p>","url":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/taming-the-wild-inner-space-monkeys","title":"Taming the Wild Inner-Space Monkeys","summary":"At the Uluwatu cliffside, near a Hindu temple located on the southern tip of Bali, in Indonesia, there are wild monkeys, who famously zip around stealing things from tourists, like sandwiches, cell phones, and wallets. Y...","date_modified":"2026-10-18T18:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/good-boy","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/7b9f55cd-120d-4420-bcbe-e0edae6f1209/IMG_3863.jpeg\"/><p>Many years ago, much before my time, on the day that President Kennedy was murdered, his wife Jackie stood next to Vice President Johnson who was being sworn in as President on Air Force One.</p>","url":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/good-boy","title":"Very Good Boy","summary":"Many years ago, much before my time, on the day that President Kennedy was murdered, his wife Jackie stood next to Vice President Johnson who was being sworn in as President on Air Force One.","date_modified":"2026-10-11T18:00:00Z"},{"id":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/survivor-guilt","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/7b9f55cd-120d-4420-bcbe-e0edae6f1209/IMG_3974.jpeg\"/><p>I’ve been doing this—making things out of clay—for about four years now, which I think is a wonder. Yes, the creation of functional art works made from materials dug out of the ground is miraculous.</p>","url":"https://rascalshappyhensfarm.com/blog/f/survivor-guilt","title":"Survivor's Guilt","summary":"I’ve been doing this—making things out of clay—for about four years now, which I think is a wonder. Yes, the creation of functional art works made from materials dug out of the ground is miraculous.","date_modified":"2026-10-04T18:00:00Z"}]}